Random stuff

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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artcoven:

general approach to life:

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casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

kaywinnetleetam:

Mean Serenity

On Wednesdays, we wear brown.

 - Scientist Salarian
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♫ i am the very model of a scientist salarian

satansbuttnipples:

REMEMBER THAT TIME MARTHA WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO ASK REAL QUESTIONS

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

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FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

parliamentrook:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++

Literally everyone I see and know pisses me off lately. With few exceptions but thats because I havent seen them (the people that don’t piss me off) for quite a while. Idk what to do, best solution seems to travel somewhere far away but unfortunately that is not an option.

Any advices?

poltically-incorrect:

officialnerdsquared:

Astrid by MagnaStorm

EXCUSE ME YES FAV ASTRID FANART

poltically-incorrect:

officialnerdsquared:

Astrid by MagnaStorm

EXCUSE ME YES FAV ASTRID FANART

lucindadixon:

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