Wait….does that ALSO mean that Rapunzel and Eugene were trapped in Arendelle with everyone when it was frozen over?
Could you picture the two of them under a bunch of blankets like:
Eugene: “Let’s go to Arendelle, she said, it would be fun she said.”
Rapunzel: “Well, it WAS fun…until we got trapped in this eternal winter…”
Eugene: “Yeah, talk about getting the cold shoulder, yeesh!”
Eugene: “Look, all I’m saying is next time we get invited to one of these things we just send them a nice fruit basket and a fancy card and call it a day.”
QUICK SOMEBODY DRAW FANART OF THEM CUDDLING IN BLANKETS IN THE SNOW
Okay, guys. Remember that time when Galadriel’s brother Finrod dueled Sauron to the death in song??
Seriously, read The Silmarillion:
"He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.
Then sudden Felagund there swaying
sang in answer a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and of shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps,
Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling and foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought,
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighing of the sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls in Elvenland.
Then the gloom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn,
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.”
That shit HAPPENED, y’all. And my brain naturally interpreted this as…A ROCK-OFF.
*sings softly to herself*
The Maiar rules prevent Sauron / From declining a rock-off challenge…
what did ewe call me
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework
Whyyyy can’t I make myself read this thing ♪♫
It’s only 24 pages long ♬♩
And the test is tomorrow moooorniiiiing ♫♪♩
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.